S.Y.S.T.E.M.  REBOOT.

"What are you doing in here?! Have you been meddling with the system!?"

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"Your whole 'system' thing is broken. The whole flow of things is off."
"I've been banging it and it's finally rebooted itself. I say let me make some more changes to the universe and things will go much better."
"What kind of changes were you thinking?"
"How about you and me have an actual relationship? Oh! What if we never met at all? That would be interesting."
"The universe would be up in flames."
"What if we set it so the universe has a weaker gravitational pull?" 
"So they jump higher? Something a little more creative."
"Oh, like you're the creative one. Give an idea then."
"What if the entire world is centered around just one sword, and the sword causes a huge massacre?"

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"You two stop bantering immediately! That sounds even worse than what you've already done! Let me see the settings."

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                             Teddy is Still Alive
                    Rebbi is a ***** for no reason
                                  Maidens
                               Headquarters
        Memory eraser thingie doesn't work all the time
                         Let us ad-lib a few things

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"This is ridiculous! And what is this? Are these crumbled chips on my machine!?"

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"Salt and vinegar; only the best flavor."

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"I'm resetting the settings."

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"Oh but that's no fun. Let me add some things."

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"Hey! Stop pushing! This utter disrespect will not go without punishment!"

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"Sure. Yeah. Just move aside."